Showing posts with label IRONY. Show all posts
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Tuesday, November 19, 2013

THE REAL VALUE OF CURRENCY

Island of Yap in the Pacific Ocean:
lost among other thousands dispersed
in the archipelago of the Micronesia;
nothing is there; well yes, there is the sky,
the jungle, the sea (is full of stingrays)
their livelihood consists in fishing them;
is a brave people of daring navigators
in small canoes made of rushes tied
and they orient according to the stars.

They greatly value their ancient traditions
-we will see its economic importance-
that are transmitted across generations
by shamans whose only mission is
to keep always alive a "sacred flame"
taking care of the myths not to forget
repeating telling to everyone this rare story:

Some centuries ago a yapense chief
decided why not becoming rich?,
but there was nothing there to that effect
-I mean apart from what has been said-
that being so common they did not appreciate.

He was told that on a remote island
called "Truk" distant about two weeks
of sailing threatened with a variety of typhoons,
storms and heavy swell lashing the boats
there were enormous stones scattered throughout
of a material that could be easily carved
("aragonite" in geology is called).

And thus risking their lives on various trips
little by little they brought six thousand rocks
(some of them weighted about a couple tons)
carved them out producing circle shapes
and through the center bored an open hole 
so that by introducing there a stick
could be moved around the enormous mass
about the perimeter, as a gigantic wheel.

The task achieved was worthy of the Titans,
so a big value was rightly attached to it,
and the participants in the great enterprise
were granted a cuantity of stones
proportionate in number and in size
according to the merit, thus gaving them
among their people: status, honors,”wealth"
for it was a good so unusual for them
as gold or silver can represent to us.

They were deposited in the jungle banks
allotted each one to its proud owner,
nobody could move them readily around
-were also used to mark the edge of paths-
and so the jungle became a watched over “bank";
with a big plus: not subject to inflation;
as nobody can easily a large stone create
out of the blue as in "bank-money" occurs:
“he who wants fish then risk the bottom wet”;
go and repeat the ancestors so brave feat.

Gradually, over the span of time
such a wealth in the hands of a few
was being distributed: if one married a daughter
that means to give as dowry a large stone,
and with medium one to acquire a hut
paying the "architect" with any there small ...

Now everyone to some extent has some
from the six thousand of the jungle bank;
to give a relative idea in order to compare,
the chief tycoon has twenty of varying size,
what makes him see the future in cheerful mood
if he does not by the way the island quit...

as there is where is solely recognized
that kind of money (otherwise behemoths)
based on a maintained reputation
renewed by shamans conveying the story
of the heroic deeds of the ancient folks
who crossed the sea venturing into the unknown
and thus endowed matter of economic value
morally-based as they risked their lives-
the massive stones are then transformed in totems-
coated of myth and culture that is allways refreshed
as ”yapense values” in all the possible meanings of the term.

I almost forgot: the stones are worth so much
that are not useful to be handled in dealings,
let us say to buy a fish (even when it is a stingray)
nor the firewood for the bonfire to cook;
such trifles are at a different scale
of value in a mind & matter sense
(if the economic from personal derives).

Required for carrying out such tasks
is something that can be used in change
that is lightweight and not a heavy block
fractionable, portable and "cheap";
for such petty details they use the dollars
“scraps of paper" that "Uncle Sam" supports,
but their precious "pietro-dollars" never touch.





© albertotrocóniz / 13
Text from: “AS I SEE IT”
Image: "Yapensa Pensierosa about the Money"
Image from: "PHOTOFILTERED"




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Saturday, November 16, 2013

A HYPOTHESIS FOR THE "MOAIS": MERE COINS?

I propose a hypothesis to be verified
by scholars and the learned ones
in ocean themes and in island matters:
those of Easter, of Yap and the Marquesas.

Easter Island in the Pacific Ocean
with their strange and much disturbing totems:
that are the "moai”, shapes in stone carved
with the mystery of what could be their origin ...

... and the Island Yap in the Ocean Pacific
distant from the other about three thousand miles;
where its ingenious system of finance
caused sensation throughout French Polynesia;

that they "invented" to create their richness:
massive stones brought from very far away
defying typhoons in canoes rather faint
which gave to the adventure enormous merit

and thus commercial value was derived
-because of the difficulty of getting them-
from that other intangible value​​: bravery
that those sailors exhibited so well.

Is also known that some of these tribes
-inhabitants of the Marquesas Islands-
went to the sea, to the fearful ocean,
only guided by necessity and the stars.

Matches the legend that tells about how clans
rivals for power in the nation of "Heva"
make bloody wars between each other
finally expelling the losers from the land;

those must leave for other territories
of course by sea -no alternative was left-
amidst typhoons, great perils, risks and dangers
beyond the known, to the infinite horizon.

Undoubtedly many of them died in the attempt
after sailing the immensities of waters
(the Pacific Ocean amounts aprox to a third
of the entire surface of our blue Earth planet).

Today there are signs that thousand years ago
a bunch of these brave seafarers
led by a chief (named “Atu Matuna”)
reached "Rapa Nui”, that is the Easter Island.

and thus was brought to that lone territory
some of the goods of their civilization;
valuable things, foremost are to be mentioned:
their blood, sweet potatoes and the currency.

The blood: that now with modern DNA testing
taken from the old ladies and the old men
in both places so distant from each other
their connection convincingly demonstrates.

Sweet potato: a fruit that was indigenous
and it can never (as a coconut would)
float for months, it must be embarked;
reached Easter Island, then later went to America ...

The currency: -and here comes my thesis-
was here also made in the resemblance
of huge yapense stones of happy memory
and of so good result in Micronesia economy.

Are perhaps those so mysterious shapes
called "moai" -huge faces in carved stone
characteristic of the Easter Island-
a mere transcript of their financial values?;

Maybe these people devoid of gold and silver
sought valuable things by other means:
in the rarity and worth of somewhat
difficult to obtain; those "behemoths” perhaps?

… giving them faces, as we do also
in printed banknotes and in minted coins;
so they carved here the volcanic tuff
transporting finally their enormous weights.

There is no doubt, the thing has a great merit,
and it is not within the reach of a nobody
that can easily print hitting a button
(so money inflation therefore is kept away);

if anyone wants fish go and get wet;
reach the volcano and choose some block
of a size according to the greed,
scrub it tastefully and haul it afterwards

for a long way to take it to the "bank"
(here terraced fields facing the ocean);
nobody could make any embezzlement ever
stealing them because of their large weight.

With such a wealth ... if you marry a daughter
give her a dowry with a large sized face,
with a medium one she can acquire a hut
and pay with any small the "architect".

Everyone there to some extent had some
deposited in bank of hundreds in the banks,
which today represents an attraction for tourism,
thus the capital accumulated by the ancestors
leaves substantial revenue as interest today.



© albertotrocóniz / 13
Text from: "AS I SEE IT"
Image from: "PHOTOFILTERED"



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Sunday, October 21, 2012

LIFE IN THE “SPIRITS”

Waters of Trafalgar, the twenty first
of the month of October, eighteen five;
in the bilge of the ship HMS Victory
the pride of english navy, the admiral
Horatio Nelson lies at his death's bed;

wounded by musket bullet in the column
resists in agony until the hour comes
to ear the news of victory obtained
over the enemy: the Franco-Hispanic fleet;

already he may die, but somewhat worried
to Captain Hardy says in a hoarse voice:
"don´t throw me to the sea, into its waters
(me who gave to so many there a home)
I don´t want to be eaten by the fishes,
take me to our homeland, back to England
and under its mild earth give me a grave;

and now farewell, kiss me good friend,
tell me goodnight and towards home! "
-so said the admiral expiring-
old chap Hardy must meet good word
but there's a long journey back
and to conserve the corpse seems a feat.

A possible solution is decanted
of putting him into a cask of brandy,
who branded "Napoleon" was seized
as war booty to the enemy
who celebrated victories in his name
and the Frenchies have kept it almost intact.

Within those staves can take him to obsequies
that the nation prepares for his great man;
not salty waters but rather the sweet ones
of “Eau-de-vie française" so called cognac
is the fluid that the sailor will go through
(and though in it is plunged does not flake).

But there immersed in the middle of that broth
with alcohol & temperature degrees
the body ferments and lastly the gas bursts
exploding barrel´s woods as in a thunder:
amid spirits returns the lord to those alive
(which afraid greet the mummy with much awe).

After further adventures they arrive in port
and Nelson´s offals once already dried
are coated formally with all mundane pomp
and carried in an impressive procession
(still ethylic vapors giving off),
through streets of London to cathedral St. Paul

The enemy admiral Villeneuve is a prisoner
present at funeral, and muses to himself
with irony while curling his mustache,
that good French cognac besides the musket bullet
is cause for hero Horatio´s burial taking place.

After a while the captive is released
returns to France and there is not forgiven;
living in poverty in Paris changing flats,
the "Empereur" is very very angry
as all his dreams of invading England
this inept has left them watered down;
and sends Fouche´s agents on a visit
which immediately draws to the graveyard.

Shortly Villeneuve already in heaven 
(somewhat ashamed in sailors company),
in conversation with Nelson and Gravina
and also with Churruca and Alcalá Galiano,
says to his rival, already is now a mate:

"We had such paradoxes in our lives:
me so much time employed in his service
and mercilessly decided to drop me
and you who were his bitter enemy
good "Napoleon" has thee so well preserved!”.


© albertotrocóniz / 12
Text: from “SHORT STORIES"
Image: "Naval Battle" from "PHOTOPAINTING”


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